It wasn’t a terrorist comment that set off the headbutt heard ’round the world; nor was it a ‘Your Mom’ joke. Just a harmless throwaway line about banging Zinedine Zidane’s sister.
MVP is a romantic dude.
Four-team playoff could create more confusion than BCS. Answer: Go to eight.
Which way to the beach? *flexes*
Snow joke for Italian soccer.
Always leave on a high note.