Jeff Reed, the Pittsburgh Kicker, Enjoys Alcohol, Hair Gel, and Women.

What can you say? You’ve got the guy who needs to mix in a salad keepin’ it trailer and eager to shake hands with a shirtless drunk whose hairstyle reminds us of Yahoo Serious. Then there’s the boneable blonde climbing over stools, ostensibly hoping to meet an NFL kicker. Is it just us, or do those orange lights above her head make it look like someone is drawing one of those cartoon bubbles? We keep expecting to see something like,”BACK OFF BITCH!”

On the plus side, Reed’s got himself a sweet Myspace photo.

Jeff Reed is the most fun kicker of all-time (Deadspin)
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