For obvious reasons, we do our best to avoid youth sports on here. But the Commission unearthed a video of a kid they’re calling ‘The White Reggie Bush,’ so we had to take a peek. What you are about to see may startle you. This kid is supposedly eight years old, but already has tremendous vision, cutback ability, and blazing speed. Perhaps he’s one of those early-maturing kids (though his height says otherwise). But this clip had us laughing. As they say whenever we cross somebody up, ‘that’s straight bangin’!’
Because it’s the Cup.
Was he out of bounds? Refs couldn’t overturn it on replay.
This is what I do, I sit on you.
They ain’t afraid of no shark.
Mind-blowing revelation! A true game-changer.
At first he was like…
Is the Draft over yet?