Colt McCoy's Girlfriend, Rachel Glandorf, is Having a Much Better Evening

This is Colt McCoy’s girlfriend (aka Rachel Glandorf) just moments after the Heisman hopeful was sacked for what looked like an 87-yard loss. She put on her best ‘I-think-I’m-supposed-to-be-upset’ face, but who is she kidding? That was clearly her ‘I-hope-my-jawline-looks-flawless-because-I’m-on-camera’ face.

Now is the brunette McCoy’s sister? She looked like she was secretly loving the failure. We’ll just call her Jeannie Bueller.

Keeping with the Bueller theme, the Longhorns look tighter than Cameron Fry taking the SATs inside a strip club.

Finally, no one has the closing speed to catch/sack Terrelle Pryor. He keeps avoiding 5-yard losses and turning them into first downs. Ed Rooney hates it.

And for the hell of it, a couple more of that blonde chick….

This one is for TampaBo because she appears to be climaxing happy…