Thom Brennaman Loves Tebow: Actual quote during the title game, not kidding, around 8:55 pm, with about 100 seconds left in the first quarter: “In such a cynical, sarcastic society, oftentimes looking for the negative on anybody or anything, if you’re fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it.” Not making this up. He really did say that. Seriously. Wish we were kidding. Musburger would never deign to utter such lunacy.
Is nothing sacred, Mr. Mushnick?
Let the bodies hit floor. Remember that song?
You can’t teach this.
No exaggeration. It’s that bad.
Fun fact: Michael Bolton is an expert softball player and recorded an instructional VHS tape about it.