Claim: Kevin Youkilis is Probably the Ugliest Athlete
By Jason McIntyre
"Youk has only three body parts, all hideously oversized: an enormous set of gnomish, bushy forearms; a massive, casaba melon-size white head; and a cauldronlike belly. He has a truly awesome bristle of thick red chin hair that makes his face look like a cross between a vagina and something out of The Hobbit."
Other athletes to get the treatment in Men’s Journal: Robert Parrish, Alexander Ovechkin and Tayshaun Prince to name a few. The writer, of course, is a dead-ringer for Clooney or Pitt.
