Derek Jeter: The Yankees shortstop is building a 7-bedroom, 9-bathroom behemoth of a house on Davis Islands in Tampa. The house is 30,875 square feet, and the Tampa Tribune notes that “the average Best Buy store is 39,700 square feet.” Funniest comment on the newspaper site: “Why would a single guy with no kids need 30K sq feet? What a waste.”
Through traffic and into the net.
Spoiler: the Pistons didn’t like it.
A sign of things to come? Or underclassmen getting advice elsewhere?
It’s a Festivus miracle!
Bowl games and football, that’s what December does.