Sorry Ladies, Symmetrical Matt Ryan is Off the Market

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Has been for a few years, in fact. His longtime girlfriend is – wait for it – Sarah Marshall. She’s a former Boston College basketball player (and apparently a high school legend in Maine) who lives in Atlanta with him. She was profiled in her hometown paper before making the trip to New York in April 2008 for the NFL draft. Here’s an old read about her basketball exploits at BC. Video of her talking hoops after the jump.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall fans may enjoy this Russell Brand audition for the movie. And there’s no way we can mention the movie without referencing Mila Kunis.