Miguel Cabrera of the Detroit Tigers was so drunk when he returned home from a night of carousing at 6 am Saturday – while his team was in the process of choking away the AL Central – that his wife was forced to call 911. The audio is very depressing. Listen to it all – you can hear Miguel Cabrera getting belligerent with the cops in the background.
911 Operator: Has he hit you?
Cabrera’s wife: Yeah.