Brad Penny, the portly pitcher who is known more for his prowess with the ladies – he’s dated Eliza Dushku and Alyssa Milano – than success on the mound, has hooked himself another famous female: Karina Smirnoff, who isn’t the heir to the vodka fortune, but is a dancer. She’s also very, very attractive. And flexible in one of these photos. Here’s video of Penny and Smirnoff at some club in Los Angeles hooking up. Another Karina Smirnoff fun fact: She got engaged to a guy she dated for six months, and then broke it off in September. She’s also on an unwatchable show that we’ve never seen more than eight seconds of, Dancing with the Stars. If you have time to kill, here’s her Myspace photo album.
I’m sure Lisk could have suggested a nice local IPA, but it just wasn’t the time.
You have no counter, President.
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