Sammy Sosa to “Primer Impacto,” a program on Univision: “It’s a cream that I have, that I use to soften [my skin], but has bleached me some. I’m not a racist, I live my life happily … I had been using the cream for a long time and that, combined with the bright TV lights, made my face look whiter than it really is. I don’t think I look like Michael Jackson.” Keep telling yourself that, Sammy. [ESPN]
Hopefully you have cable if you want to watch postseason baseball.
Four beers without a funnel. Ill-advised.
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Sad high school football death in New York.
Seriously. He said this.
Rough night to end a good year.