Sammy Sosa to “Primer Impacto,” a program on Univision: “It’s a cream that I have, that I use to soften [my skin], but has bleached me some. I’m not a racist, I live my life happily … I had been using the cream for a long time and that, combined with the bright TV lights, made my face look whiter than it really is. I don’t think I look like Michael Jackson.” Keep telling yourself that, Sammy. [ESPN]
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Mack Brown, Nick Saban, Mike Shanahan, RGIII … it’s been a fun week so far, right?
Briefly, DEFCON 1 in Tuscaloosa.
Good luck in the playoffs.
Slippery slope from “sucks.”
Expect the Yankees DH spot to be passed around like a blunt at a Snoop Lion concert.