Tiger Woods: Here’s the latest – TMZ claims that Tiger’s incident came after he had an altercation with his wife. Police told the Orlando Sentinel, which has dominated the story, that after Woods crashed his car, his wife came outside, smashed the back window with a golf club, and managed to get her husband out of the vehicle. He was unconscious for about six minutes before going to the hospital. The paper says Wood is resting at home with facial lacerations. Questions that linger: Where’s the 911 call? Why smash the back window instead of opening the door? If the car was busted up, will we see photos? Where was he going at 2:30 am?
What if I told you…
Ponchos protect you from the Boston vomit.
He just doesn’t understand video games.
Sounds about right.