Tiger Woods admitted to “transgressions” earlier today, and by that, he means “affairs.” His harem, from left to right: Rachel Uchitel, the NYC hostess who firmly denied an affair, but evidence suggests otherwise; Vegas cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, who will forever be known as the girl who saved 31 months’ worth text messages and voicemails from the greatest golfer to walk the planet; and Kalika Moquin, a social butterfly in Vegas – via Montana – who apparently hooked up with Eldrick in October.
Selfies. Still a thing.
Less than ideal timing.
Less than an hour before first pitch.
He’s listed at -500 at one Sportsbook.
Paying Justin Houston does seem like a reasonable alternative to drone strikes.