Tiger Woods admitted to “transgressions” earlier today, and by that, he means “affairs.” His harem, from left to right: Rachel Uchitel, the NYC hostess who firmly denied an affair, but evidence suggests otherwise; Vegas cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, who will forever be known as the girl who saved 31 months’ worth text messages and voicemails from the greatest golfer to walk the planet; and Kalika Moquin, a social butterfly in Vegas – via Montana – who apparently hooked up with Eldrick in October.
I’m sure Lisk could have suggested a nice local IPA, but it just wasn’t the time.
You have no counter, President.
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Also, Apple CEO Tim Cook announces that he is gay.
Congratulations, here’s some awkward.