Jason Kidd: The Mavericks’ point guard missed the Knicks game Sunday due to “personal reasons.” We scoured the Dallas papers this morning and couldn’t find anything. A reader directs us to this seedy site, where an anonymous poster claims that Kidd got model Porschla Coleman pregnant, and she allegedly had a baby over the weekend. To fans who try and track Jason Kidd’s off-the-court shenanigans – a daunting task, since he’s got women everywhere – it appears as if Kidd is no longer with the ridiculously hot Hope Dworacyzk. The activities she’s been up to (according to her twitter) make it fairly obvious she isn’t pregnant.
Keep the pelvic movements to a minimum, guys.
Congratulations on your accomplishment.
Tragedy at Turner Field.