Kurt Warner is likely going to announce his retirement on Friday, so sayeth the Arizona Republic. The pride of Northern Iowa, the deeply religious man who may be the only football player ever to go from stocking shelves at a grocery store to the NFL Hall of Fame in 11 years flat, will hold a press conference Friday. Somewhere, Matt Leinart is panicking. Norman Chad, perhaps the funniest voice in sports writing, repeatedly said that Warner was from another galaxy. It is near Melmac – which is where Warner thought he was after getting de-cleated against the Saints – we’re sure of it.
Ryan Lochte has been charged with filing a false report by Brazilian police, which is ridiculous at this point.
Ezekiel Elliott apparently showed up out of shape to training camp and had the Dallas Cowboys worried.
Andrew Luck is the highest-paid player in the NFL. His status has not affected his devotion to the flip phone. The Indianapolis Colts (…)
A Thunder fan has started a petition to change the name of Durant, Oklahoma to Westbrook, Oklahoma.
Let’s get ready to bid.
Kevin Durant and DeAndre Jordan played starring roles for Team USA during their 2016 Olympic gold medal run in Rio. They also had a ball (…)
See what happens.