Minka Kelly & Shakira because we couldn’t decide on one … yesterday was National Pancake Day ...applying to college with the help of YouTube … the list of troubled banks creeps higher … hilarious tales of New Jersey turnpike toll collectors … law school buys naming rights to a minor league stadium … ABC News to cut 25 percent of its workforce … a middle school shooting less than three miles from Columbine … Prince rehearsing ‘When the Doves Cry‘ in a garage …
Woman makes up lie about being raped, man goes to jail for four years. Woman confesses to lying, and now will serve 1-3 years in jail. [NYT]
Sam Wyche on Tim Tebow: “If this guy can’t be a starting quarterback in the NFL, then I was in the wrong profession for a lot of years.” [St. Pete Times]
Big second half propels Georgetown over Louisville. [Courier-Journal]
Michael Beasley did not like it that Charles Barkley referred to him as “Tito Jackson.” [Sun-Sentinel]
Announcer on stats: “I’m ‘mathematically challenged’ and find lots of BP, Fangraphs, Tango, etc., tough to digest. I am somewhat ‘tentative” to push SABR-type stuff on air.” [Baseball Prospectus]
Gators 75, Vols 62, and that should lock up a bid for Florida for the first time since Noah, Horford & Brewer left. [Gainesville Sun]
Politics: Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown burns the Tea Party by voting for Obama’s jobs plan. [LA Times]
Nevada Governor accused of sexual assault is deposed, and actually said he hasn’t been sexually intimate with any woman since 1995, and he’s “living proof that you can survive without sex for that long.” [CBS News]
Herb MaGee is now the winningest college basketball coach of all-time with 903 wins. [Philly Inquirer]
” … and I look forward to a future of worshipping the prostate of Howard Stern.”
Janks called in to Howard Stern’s show this morning to talk about his con job, and here’s how he said he did it: He called in pretending to be Westbrook’s manager. The name he gave, he claims, was completely made up. (How, behind-the-scenes Sportscenter people, do you not at least run a google?) Initially, whomever took his call said that they’d rather tape the interview; Janks wisely said, “I’d rather have my client do it live because we don’t want you guys to cut the interview up.” Twenty-minutes later, ESPN called back and asked for Westbrook’s number. Janks simply gave them his number, and then the magic happened.
Scott Van Pelt, to his credit, didn’t seem all that rattled.