What About Avery Johnson?: Here’s what Tony Kornheiser said about ESPN NBA analyst Avery Johnson back in December. “Avery Johnson on television today wearing a white suit. This is why he’s not coaching in the league. Because he has no fashion sense. He has no fashion sense whatsoever. It is the middle of December. You cannot wear a white suit in Bristol, Connecticut. You look like a fool. And any [NBA] owner out there…He looks ridiculous…He’s on the screen…He looks ridiculous and he’ll never get a job in the NBA like that.” Had he gone on for one more line – and it was similar to the Holden Caulfield one he said about Storm – would ESPN have suspended him? [Yahoo]
Don’t just stand there bust a move.
The NFL wouldn’t think of fining him for this, would it?
Get out the way, move.
Life imitating art.
Longest run of the season.
He’s here all afternoon, folks.