Joakim Noah spent his day off calling Kevin Garnett a dirty player, and then the Bulls center partook in the timeless art of bashing Cleveland: “I don’t know about Cleveland, man, there is nothing going on. It’s bad, man.” (Not quite Dennis Rodman on the Mormons in Utah, but humorous nonetheless.) After that quote, Noah was asked whether his dislike for the city could be used as motivation in the series: “What, that Cleveland really sucks?” [Plain Dealer]
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.