Ready to Mingle: Cheryl Cole finally dumped her douchebag husband Ashley. The British pop-star is finalizing a “quickie” divorce from the Chelsea and England defender, accusing him of “unreasonable behavior.” She’s giving him the house and letting him keep his money. All she wants are the dogs. She may be relocating to Los Angeles. She probably will make more than he does when she is a judge on the American version of “The X-Factor.” She’s also considering reverting to her maiden name Cheryl Tweedy or shortening to simply “Cheryl.”
So, she turned down tens of millions and she’s wrapping this up conveniently in time for the World Cup… Sounds like someone’s handlers did not want the divorce proceedings going public. Also, consider the possibility you could become famous before getting a tattoo…or four.