Nick Swisher and Joanna Garcia: The Yankees’ outfielder and the red-headed actress got engaged on May 19. The two have been dating since (roughly) last September. We like to think of Garcia as Isla Fisher-lite. Swisher has always been a ladies’ man and a pretty good ballplayer. “We kept it a secret for a while. She was wearing that big rock, though.” [People]
She must really like hockey.
A possible explanation.
“One of the biggest scams in America”
Too late to develop into a story this week?