“A 19-year-old North Central College freshman is accused of luring a campus security officer to a downtown Naperville parking garage and pelting him with vomit-filled condoms,” according to the Daily Herald. How challenging and disgusting is it to vomit into a condom? And why would this kid make the call to security from a cell phone that could be easily tracked down? Amateurs.
It’s about time.
Message sent: Don’t run on the field.
And put a nail in the Panthers’ coffin.
“When Cortez reached the New World, he burned his boats to encourage his men.” – Randal, Clerks: The Animated Series
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It’s October! One of the top three months of the year! November is 1st, then March, then October.