“A 19-year-old North Central College freshman is accused of luring a campus security officer to a downtown Naperville parking garage and pelting him with vomit-filled condoms,” according to the Daily Herald. How challenging and disgusting is it to vomit into a condom? And why would this kid make the call to security from a cell phone that could be easily tracked down? Amateurs.
Selfies. Still a thing.
Less than ideal timing.
Less than an hour before first pitch.
He’s listed at -500 at one Sportsbook.
Paying Justin Houston does seem like a reasonable alternative to drone strikes.