“A 19-year-old North Central College freshman is accused of luring a campus security officer to a downtown Naperville parking garage and pelting him with vomit-filled condoms,” according to the Daily Herald. How challenging and disgusting is it to vomit into a condom? And why would this kid make the call to security from a cell phone that could be easily tracked down? Amateurs.
Or will the NFL give fans Johnny Manziel? What about Winston or Mariota?
Don’t worry, you’ll get the requisite David Puddy reference.
Golf is an emotional game, deal with it.