“A 19-year-old North Central College freshman is accused of luring a campus security officer to a downtown Naperville parking garage and pelting him with vomit-filled condoms,” according to the Daily Herald. How challenging and disgusting is it to vomit into a condom? And why would this kid make the call to security from a cell phone that could be easily tracked down? Amateurs.
Enes “NWO” Kanter is the best.