Robert Green: The England keeper who mis-handled Clint Dempsey’s howler Saturday – which subsequently landed him in the tabloids with the headline, Hand of Clod – was dating a gorgeous Canadian model, Elizabeth Minett, for two years, but the pair split before he left for South Africa. Green has a history of romancing attractive women: “He went out with model Sarah Thomas, 30, for almost ten years after they met in their teens. They were even dubbed Norfolk’s Posh and Becks while he was playing for Norwich. He moved on to a brief liaison with society girl-about-town Emma Sayle, who runs London lap-dance club Secrets.” [Daily Mail, Sun; screengrab via DM]
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