Growing up in Whitehall, New York, I heard plenty about Bigfoot. I know people who say they actually saw Big Foot. I’ve met people that own giant plaster casts of Big Foot tracks. We had a Bigfoot expert come and speak with our class in elementary school. However, through all my Bigfoot experience, not once have I ever heard of a Sasquatch with beautiful, blond hair. All I can assume is that Bigfoot got a makeover. Sometimes you have to rough talk Bigfoot. And just for fun, the 911 call is after the jump.
Can you imagine if this guy shot the tall hippie that was messing with his dogs?