Stephen Strasburg May Never* Lose A Game

The Stras’ses numbers are pretty good, but what makes them so impressive? How about he threw 24 change ups. Well, that’s not very impressive! Until… you see that he threw 22 in first two starts combined. See, he is capable of throwing the baseball in many different ways! At any time. You think The Strazburger is going to zig? He zags. I also saw on Twitter that his change up is in the low 90’s? That just sounds like a normal fastball.

*Depends on how quickly the Nationals trade him to the Yankees for a Jeter jersey and the lease to the Times Square ESPN Zone.

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