Nick Johnson's Mustache Cornering the Market on Creepiness

YES cameras were kind enough to show us Nick Johnson’s wonderful new mustache during last night’s Mariners-Yankees game. My initial reaction upon seeing him – aside from immediately feeling the urge to order a McDonald’s value meal – was something along the lines of “Kool-Aid pitcher gone porn.” In addition to the flattering facial hair, it appears as though Nick has spent the majority of his time on the DL not moving.

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