YES cameras were kind enough to show us Nick Johnson’s wonderful new mustache during last night’s Mariners-Yankees game. My initial reaction upon seeing him – aside from immediately feeling the urge to order a McDonald’s value meal – was something along the lines of “Kool-Aid pitcher gone porn.” In addition to the flattering facial hair, it appears as though Nick has spent the majority of his time on the DL not moving.
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Probably the best way to start your Memorial Day weekend is reading this.
Jim Ross is always worth a laugh.
Rapper is angry.
Great game…until the final seconds.
Excited to ship up to Boston, apparently.
Short-sighted media, as usual.