Name This Lucky Horse

So what should we name this horse? Something fun, I’m guessing. I mean, the horse obviously says something inappropriate. He’s a jokester and should be treated as such. If you do choose to help name the horse, make sure to go over the official rules for naming a race horse. We’ll just focus on the 18 character limit. I’d hate for something really clever to be rejected.

FullTimeSoccerFan
Son of Strasburg
Ubaldo No No
ShittyPrenupTiger
Lebronageddeon
Neck Tattoo
Big Prince Veggie
Hernia’s Hair
HiI’mTroyMurphy
LettersToBeadle
Low 7 Figures
MMM Landycakes
Tebow
DukeLAXPartyFavors

Also, the girl in the red dress is Clare Galterio, Kate Mara‘s cousin.