Geoff Blum Injures Elbow Getting Dressed

“It’s just wear and tear,” Blum said. “There are probably 90 percent of us in the big leagues that have loose bodies floating around, it just so happens that after the game, it tightened up on me. The shirt had nothing to do with the [darn] injury.”

There you have it. The elbows of big leaguers are like abandoned row houses in West Baltimore.

[MLB.com, Blumkin via Getty]