Apparently, there’s some golf tournament going on across the pond? I won’t feign understanding or interest in golf. Watching more than five minutes of it on television makes me fidget like a crack fiend and search for a way to end it all. Combing through the leaderboard…Rory McIlroy shot a nine-under 63. Tiger three-putted the last two holes, but still shot a 67. I finally found Phil Mickelson, who shot a one-over 73. You can probably find far better coverage here. John Daly is tied for third with a 66. More importantly, what is up with his pants? Are those protozoans? [Photo via Getty]
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Another World Series for the Giants.