Apparently, there’s some golf tournament going on across the pond? I won’t feign understanding or interest in golf. Watching more than five minutes of it on television makes me fidget like a crack fiend and search for a way to end it all. Combing through the leaderboard…Rory McIlroy shot a nine-under 63. Tiger three-putted the last two holes, but still shot a 67. I finally found Phil Mickelson, who shot a one-over 73. You can probably find far better coverage here. John Daly is tied for third with a 66. More importantly, what is up with his pants? Are those protozoans? [Photo via Getty]
‘Get in line,’ says Welker.
Also, did you know his dad was an MLB pitcher?
Sam going to America’s Team?
Ohio State is obviously your least-favorite character.
Still a fun trip, though.
An Australian newspaper thought it would be the perfect image for a story.