Apparently, there’s some golf tournament going on across the pond? I won’t feign understanding or interest in golf. Watching more than five minutes of it on television makes me fidget like a crack fiend and search for a way to end it all. Combing through the leaderboard…Rory McIlroy shot a nine-under 63. Tiger three-putted the last two holes, but still shot a 67. I finally found Phil Mickelson, who shot a one-over 73. You can probably find far better coverage here. John Daly is tied for third with a 66. More importantly, what is up with his pants? Are those protozoans? [Photo via Getty]
Kurt Busch has finally won the Daytona 500.
Great to see Fowler win again.
Dale Jr.’s run at Daytona has been derailed.
RG3 and his girlfriend are never far from drama.
Get it together Rickie.
The ever-quotable LaVar Ball.