Chris Coghlan: The Marlins oufielder celebrated Sunday’s win over the Braves by slamming a pie in the face of teammate Wes Helms. Coghland landed awkwardly and is headed to the DL with a “torn meniscus [in] his left knee.” There’s a chance Coghlan will need surgery, in which case he’d be out 6-8 weeks. Worse celebration injury – Coghlan’s torn meniscus, or Kendry Morales’ shattered leg after his walk-off grand slam in May? [MLB.com]
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.
Throw the damn towel.