PM Roundup: January Jones, Derek Jeter, College Football and NBA Jam

Hero cop’s first words after waking from a coma – “Derek Jeter.” Unfortunately, his friends had started dividing up his stuff and his replica was gone before he got to meet Jeter.. (PIX 11)

Bryce Brown leaves Tennessee with a text message. Needs more hour long special. (GoVolsXtra)

Something strange is going on with the women’s basketball program at IUPUI. (Indy Star via Guyism)

A 70-year-old won an MMA fight. Now Randy Couture can finally focus on James Toney. (Fightlinker)

Fantasy football is right around the corner. Here are some tips to help you not suck. Or help you suck. I didn’t read the whole thing. (The Gally Blog)

One of the more involved food posts you’ll ever read. Has to do with In-n-Out burgers and using Ari’s DHL account. (Serious Eats)

Terrence Cody has officially passed his running test. No more fat jokes. (National Football Post)

NBA Jam looks like its headed to PS3 and XBox360 as well. (Kotaku)

USC could vacate the 2004 title. Revote anyone? No? Come on. Let’s pretend USC was the only school cheating! (Sports Day DFW)

Northwestern’s Kevin Coble ends his college career. (FOX Sports)

Four minor-leaguers suspended for drug tests. (KTLA)

The trailer for Season 3 of Sons of Anarchy. (via Screen Junkies)

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