Texas Rangers: Scenes from bankruptcy court, courtesy of the Star-Telegram … “Lauria apparently was upset by the bidding process and because his side would get less than 12 hours to examine Cuban-Crane’s bid. As Strubeck passed in the hallway, Lauria spat, ‘You’ve been trying to stick it up my a— for the last hour.’ That set off an exchange of F-bombs.” If video pops up, kindly pass it along. [Foul Territory]
Well … it’s a record, of sorts.
He’s a treasure.
No regard for human life.
Turned on the afterburners.
Pucks aren’t supposed to come from back there.