Yardwork: Everyone's Injured, Moneyball is Already Hilarious
By Tim Ryan
Pirates 5, Rockies 1: Only on a Friday could we lead off with the Pirates. They’re 4-6 in their last 10. I smell a torrid run.
Twins 8, Rays 6: Rays score six in the eighth like only a gritty division champ might do, but coughed it right back up in the ninth. Joaquin Benoit, welcome to fraudville.
Braves 3, Giants 2: Eric Hinske was the difference. I repeat, Eric Hinkse was the difference. Welcome to the putrid National League.
White Sox 6, Tigers 4 (11 innings): Jose Valverde took the loss? That’s a shame. Very likable mound dancer.
Orioles 5, Angels 4: Orioles are undefeated under Buck Showalter. Hookers are on McNulty if victory is snatched tonight.
Diamondbacks 8, Nationals 4: The starting pitchers were Ross Detwiler and Barry Enright. I’m not kidding.
Red Sox 6, Indians 2: Dice-K is actually pitching really well, something I never thought I’d say again.
Padres 5, Dodgers 0: Attention Omar Minaya, Heat Bell has 31 saves.
Rangers 6, Mariners 0: King Felix took the loss. How is he 7-9? That can’t be all his fault.
[Sabo via Getty; Disturbing grab via Yahoo]