Perhaps the best quote of the college football preseason belongs to speedy Florida WR Chris Rainey: “I guess we got rid of the prima donnas — all the selfish cats. That’s probably it right there. Guys who were worried about themselves or worried about trying to get to the NFL.” Who was Rainey talking about? Nine Gators were taken in April’s Draft: CB Joe Haden, C Maurkice Pouncey, QB Tim Tebow, DE Jermaine Cunningham, DE Carlos Dunlap, LB Brandon Spikes, S Major Wright, TE Aaron Hernandez and WR Riley Cooper. It’s gotta be Tebow, right? [Miami Herald]
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Another World Series for the Giants.
Michael Jordan was proud.