The Sun, that bastion of journalistic integrity, is claiming Tottenham soccer star Peter Crouch cheated on everybody’s 2nd favorite WAG, Abigail Clancy. The alleged details are gory and nearly Ribery-like, but haven’t been confirmed. Crouch is reportedly texting her furiously, begging her to take him back. Derek Jeter could teach these futbol stars a thing or two about commitment. Don’t even try. [Sun via Hot Clicks; photos via Getty]
A mongo asked about WrestleMania again.
Curt Ford, Former St. Louis Cardinals Outfielder, Was Punched in the Face and Told, "Go Back to Ferguson"
The man has been arrested.
Radio hosts leaping to conclusions? No way.