The Sun, that bastion of journalistic integrity, is claiming Tottenham soccer star Peter Crouch cheated on everybody’s 2nd favorite WAG, Abigail Clancy. The alleged details are gory and nearly Ribery-like, but haven’t been confirmed. Crouch is reportedly texting her furiously, begging her to take him back. Derek Jeter could teach these futbol stars a thing or two about commitment. Don’t even try. [Sun via Hot Clicks; photos via Getty]
Quite the ensemble.
Just a leaping double-fisted punch to the back of the head.
How many more years until he’s irrelevant?
Michigan and Florida could be looking for coaches at the same time this off-season! But, lest we forget, they were four years ago, along (…)
Or maybe a folk singer.