The Sun, that bastion of journalistic integrity, is claiming Tottenham soccer star Peter Crouch cheated on everybody’s 2nd favorite WAG, Abigail Clancy. The alleged details are gory and nearly Ribery-like, but haven’t been confirmed. Crouch is reportedly texting her furiously, begging her to take him back. Derek Jeter could teach these futbol stars a thing or two about commitment. Don’t even try. [Sun via Hot Clicks; photos via Getty]
‘Get in line,’ says Welker.
Also, did you know his dad was an MLB pitcher?
Sam going to America’s Team?
Ohio State is obviously your least-favorite character.
Still a fun trip, though.
An Australian newspaper thought it would be the perfect image for a story.