The Sun, that bastion of journalistic integrity, is claiming Tottenham soccer star Peter Crouch cheated on everybody’s 2nd favorite WAG, Abigail Clancy. The alleged details are gory and nearly Ribery-like, but haven’t been confirmed. Crouch is reportedly texting her furiously, begging her to take him back. Derek Jeter could teach these futbol stars a thing or two about commitment. Don’t even try. [Sun via Hot Clicks; photos via Getty]
I’m sure Lisk could have suggested a nice local IPA, but it just wasn’t the time.
You have no counter, President.
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