The Sun, that bastion of journalistic integrity, is claiming Tottenham soccer star Peter Crouch cheated on everybody’s 2nd favorite WAG, Abigail Clancy. The alleged details are gory and nearly Ribery-like, but haven’t been confirmed. Crouch is reportedly texting her furiously, begging her to take him back. Derek Jeter could teach these futbol stars a thing or two about commitment. Don’t even try. [Sun via Hot Clicks; photos via Getty]
This would be real political pressure, if it materializes.
And 30 were arrested in the last game at Candlestick Park!
Consider this the final advertising push for Expendables 3.
Computers – not just for nerds!
Fans also shouted “now you will get AIDS.”
The llama didn’t like the cookies.