Shaq has reportedly taken a shine to Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander, a chick best known for winning the worst reality show of all-time, Flavor of Love. (She sprung to fame after that show, and her supple rear end was featured everywhere. Cursory internet searches turn up NSFW links.) The happy couple is currently hanging out in Blount County, Tennessee doing ordinary things like getting pizza, going to Wal-Mart, and hitting the Waffle House. They may or may not be engaged. [Knoxville.com, Post-Dispatch]
Forget about a reunion for now, though.
I’m sorry, Cleveland Browns fans.