Tiger Woods: This is all highly speculative, but “Official records that just popped up in Martin County hint that Woods will have to pay ex-wife Elin Nordegren $54 million by January 2016 — or risk losing the house he spent five years building. How do I know? The philandering golf-club swinger took out a $54 million-mortgage last Wednesday, two days after his quickie divorce was finalized in Panama City Aug. 23. And the mortgage holder, according to the records, is a shadowy company with no apparent capital, JRD Florida Ventures LLC. The corporation’s registered agent is none other than one of his former wife’s six divorce lawyers, Dennis Belcher.” [Palm Beach Post]
Selfies. Still a thing.
Less than ideal timing.
Less than an hour before first pitch.
He’s listed at -500 at one Sportsbook.
Paying Justin Houston does seem like a reasonable alternative to drone strikes.