A.J. Pierzynski, Orlando Fan: “The Magic are gonna beat the Heat. You can put it on the record. The Heat aren’t gonna win it. Ron Jeremy is a better coach than whoever the guy is in Miami.” [via Jim Rome]
I’m sure Lisk could have suggested a nice local IPA, but it just wasn’t the time.
You have no counter, President.
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Congratulations, here’s some awkward.