The Roundup: Gisele Loves Brady's Bieber Haircut and the Twins Win the AL Central
By Jason McIntyre
Can’t wait to see Adam Morrison in that Wizards jersey. [Wash Post]
BYU lost its QB for the season, so highly-acclaimed true freshman Jake Heaps will take over as the starter. [BYU Sports]
Washington’s MeAngelo Hall with some idiotic comments about Houston’s Andre Johnson. [Chronicle]
Houston goes from a fringe Heisman contender at QB to … yikes. [Pre-Snap Read]
Green Bay linebacker Clay Matthews: From USC walk-on to NFL sack leader. [LA Times]
Of prospects and fake identities. [SI]
Middle school teacher arrested with 20 pounds of weed. [KOB.com]
Tom Brady’s keeping the long, Bieber-like hair because … Gisele likes it, of course. [Herald]
Blind item: “Which former baseball star — who is married — was chatting up a couple of pretty young things at the bar of the Mark Hotel? The women didn’t recognize the player, who went into cliché-pickup territory by discussing their zodiac signs.” [Page 6]
Bango the Buck … unmasked! [Journal-Sentinel]
Those attending Emory can take a class on The Wire. [Emory Wheel via Ben Shpigel]
“Juvenile Hall employee faces trial on charges she had sex with detainee.” [Southwest Riverside News Network]
Michelle Beadle has a lot of fans. Especially in Iowa. [via Hotties in Cleats]
Very old. Very funny. Very real?
The only thing that would have made this cool was if the cat’s jersey would have been more obscure … like the Astros or something.