Woody Paige: “I figured out the details while laying on the sofa staring at the ceiling for hours, as I did daily, and swallowing the pills a prominent Denver psychiatrist had prescribed over a period of months — Prozac, Ritalin, Xanax, Valium, Ambien and Zoloft — and swilling Jack Daniel’s. I had everything to live for, but wanted nothing more than to die. I was suffering from deep depression.” [Denver Post]
Let the bodies hit floor. Remember that song?
You can’t teach this.
No exaggeration. It’s that bad.
Fun fact: Michael Bolton is an expert softball player and recorded an instructional VHS tape about it.
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It’s the first Friday in March. That’s about it.