The Florida Marlins hazed 13 of their rookies yesterday following a 7-1 loss to the Brewers at Miller Park. At right is the jovial bunch shortly before catching a flight to the team hotel in Atlanta. It’s pretty much your typical array of embarrassing costumes that we see teams do each and every season. However, and as you may have noticed already, Logan Morrison’s skimpily cut red bathing suit has fallen victim to an ambush of exploding fake pubes. That’s definitely a first. Enjoy your breakfast. [via Twitter]
Through traffic and into the net.
Spoiler: the Pistons didn’t like it.
A sign of things to come? Or underclassmen getting advice elsewhere?
It’s a Festivus miracle!
Bowl games and football, that’s what December does.