The Roundup: No Skinny Jeans for Ron Artest; 'Sawyer' Joins MI4 Cast; & Rajon Rondo, Metrosexual

Cheryl Cole … NYT gives its first 4-star Italian restaurant review since 1974 … Crime gangs rampage in Argentina … death at a Vegas pool RIP Tony Curtisstunt casting is the plague of television … pit bulls attack teen walking to school … Josh Holloway from Lost will be in Mission Impossible 4mayhem in the streets of Jakarta … a list of songs that make men crynasty photo of dead mice found in loaf of bread … “Drinking off the job could make you more productive at work” … a very poor Punk’d effort … more Ryder Cup WAG photos, anyone? … wow is this story sad

Another Tour de France fraud: Alberto Contador. They’re coming for you next, Lance. [NYT]

Will Ines Sainz pose for Playboy? She has an offer. [TMZ]

The worst left-handed pitching in baseball this year belonged to the Marlins. [Herald]

Reminder to college football fans who are worried about chalk ruining Boise State’s chances of getting to the title game: A lot can happen between now and when the BCS Standings are released. [Tony Barnhart]

Stephen A. Smith announced today that he is taping the pilot for his Showtime TV show next month. [Twitter]

Former CEO of TD Ameritrade, who is worth hundreds of millions of dollars … is now an assistant football coach at Nebraska. [SI]

If you and your wife combined to make more than $250k a year, are you rich? It probably depends on the life you live and where you live. [Tribune]

Ron Artest will not wear the skinny jeans that Sasha Vujacic does. [Lakers Blog]

Of course Tampa is a lousy baseball market, do you really need to ask? [Tampa Trib]

Oh really? We’ll take Texas A&M on the road tonight. [Oklahoman]

The most metrosexual player on the Celtics? According to Big Baby Davis, it’s Rajon Rondo. [Herald]

“The Case Against College Athletic Recruiting.” [Newsweek]

Yes, it’s annoying that the Jets have let Danny Woodhead and Chauncey Washington go to other teams while clinging to hope that Glass Joe McKnight will pan out. [Newsday]

Two college hockey players have been charged with murder. [USCHO]

Wait for the No. 1 goal, courtesy of Marcos Rojo it’s incredible Upper 90 stuff.

Hockey season’s nearly here! [via Hot Clicks]

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