Was there ever any doubt? Zack Morris had a cell phone in seventh grade. It was quite obvious the smooth talking dynamo was a Drew Rosenhaus in the making and only a matter of time before he officially joined forces with Da U. Expect standout quarterback A.C. Slater to sign with the Seminoles as soon as tomorrow, just in time to take all the snaps for Saturday’s showdown with the ‘Canes. Also, this Zack-Slater montage is a keeper. [via The U's facebook]
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