Ryan Torain: The Washington Redskins new starting running back – Clinton Portis is out for at least six weeks – reportedly scored a three on the Wonderlic test, according to John Czarnecki of Fox Sports. [UPDATE: A reader notes that Torain has a learning disability, which explains the low Wonderlic score.] We’d attempt to put some witty spin on this, but we’re more hungover than we’ve been in a long, long time. We’ll spend the next two hours guzzling water and hopefully wake up just in time for the 1 pm games. [via Evan Silva]
Who saw this coming?
He refused a breathalyzer test.
“People are tired of business as usual, they’re tired of politicians.”
Tony Gwynn’s family has filed a wrongful-death suit against the tobacco industry.
Draymond Green will not be suspended for kicking Steven Adams in the groin.
Josh Hamilton will miss the entire 2016 season as he is set to undergo knee surgery.
Things must be bad in KC.
Just put the phone away.