Ryan Torain: The Washington Redskins new starting running back – Clinton Portis is out for at least six weeks – reportedly scored a three on the Wonderlic test, according to John Czarnecki of Fox Sports. [UPDATE: A reader notes that Torain has a learning disability, which explains the low Wonderlic score.] We’d attempt to put some witty spin on this, but we’re more hungover than we’ve been in a long, long time. We’ll spend the next two hours guzzling water and hopefully wake up just in time for the 1 pm games. [via Evan Silva]
Time for the good stuff to start.
That’s more money than Clayton Kershaw got.
That’s a lot of pizza.
South Carolina is hiring a head coach. The smoke is coalescing around Will Muschamp. His candidacy does not surprise. There were rumors (…)
(That’s not a real person.)