Ryan Torain: The Washington Redskins new starting running back – Clinton Portis is out for at least six weeks – reportedly scored a three on the Wonderlic test, according to John Czarnecki of Fox Sports. [UPDATE: A reader notes that Torain has a learning disability, which explains the low Wonderlic score.] We’d attempt to put some witty spin on this, but we’re more hungover than we’ve been in a long, long time. We’ll spend the next two hours guzzling water and hopefully wake up just in time for the 1 pm games. [via Evan Silva]
He’s been hobbled for a couple weeks now.
Michael Bennett Compared Pete Carroll to Willy Wonka, Didn't Like Playing for "Stiff" Like Greg Schiano
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
MLB Daily: Will Smith Gets Caught with Foreign Substance, Curses Out Atlanta Braves; Madison Bumgarner Trumps Clayton Kershaw
Probably the best way to start your Memorial Day weekend is reading this.
Jim Ross is always worth a laugh.
Rapper is angry.