Texas Tech's Baron Batch: Budding Columnist
By Ty Duffy
"For those of you that read my column, please don’t assume I always know what I’m talking about. Sometimes my thoughts don’t even make sense to me, so I don’t expect them to always make sense to you all. I hope they do because that is the goal, but in the event your mind can’t comprehend what I’m talking about, this is what you can do. Turn off MTV and quit watching “Jersey Shore.” It’s not good for you. Unless of course you’re having a terrible day and need something to put in perspective how good your life really is. OK, I’m rambling again (this is the result of a large vanilla latte). I will get to the point."
With this penchant for haphazard nonsense, he should have a long and lucrative career writing columns for the Denver Post.