Junior Seau was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence this morning according to TMZ. They also report that Seau was released from police custody around 3:20 am. Later this morning, Seau supposedly drove his Cadillac Escalade off a cliff in Carlsbad, California. The former linebacker suffered unspecified injuries. TMZ has photos. [UPDATE: TMZ now says Seau fell asleep at the wheel, and didn’t intentionally drive his Escalade off a cliff.]
What if I told you…
Ponchos protect you from the Boston vomit.
He just doesn’t understand video games.
Sounds about right.