Moron: University of Minnesota-Duluth linebacker Robbie Aurich, a Division II All-American, lost his captaincy, after being arrested for fighting police officers while drunk at “Grandma’s Sports Garden.” He allegedly told the cops, threatening to tase him, “I’m a baller. I’ll kick your ass.” He also told them, “Do you think you can take me to the ground? I’ll beat you up right now.” [Duluth News Tribune]
The man has opinions.
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