Moron: University of Minnesota-Duluth linebacker Robbie Aurich, a Division II All-American, lost his captaincy, after being arrested for fighting police officers while drunk at “Grandma’s Sports Garden.” He allegedly told the cops, threatening to tase him, “I’m a baller. I’ll kick your ass.” He also told them, “Do you think you can take me to the ground? I’ll beat you up right now.” [Duluth News Tribune]
All about the base. Get it?
Cousins wasn’t very good and was the 10th highest scoring QB while he played. The opportunity is there.
Master troll or just a guy who has compassion for bugs?
Meet Ben Tameifuna.
Halloween season has arrived.
Cue the distraction jokes.