Moron: University of Minnesota-Duluth linebacker Robbie Aurich, a Division II All-American, lost his captaincy, after being arrested for fighting police officers while drunk at “Grandma’s Sports Garden.” He allegedly told the cops, threatening to tase him, “I’m a baller. I’ll kick your ass.” He also told them, “Do you think you can take me to the ground? I’ll beat you up right now.” [Duluth News Tribune]
Not pictured: Three turnovers.
Burfict is a habitual line crosser.
The Cardinals QB will be out at least 8 weeks.
A 76-year-old man died in the stands at Notre Dame.
Dan Stoddard’s teammates call him “Old Man Dan.”
Can’t do that.