Weekly Top Five: MLB Playoffs, Lima's Bra & NFL Violence!
By Tim Ryan
TSH – Where is Chuck Cecil in all of this? It’s too bad he was fined earlier this season, otherwise he’d have already stormed NFL headquarters, spearing random executives in bunches.
2. The ALCS & The NLCS
CRM – Go Rangers! Of course, nobody was watching because baseball drools.
TSH – That’s right, Jimmy Rollins, Timmy says you stay right there. Now stay. Too bad the Phillies are winning Games 6 and 7.
3. Adriana Lima in a $2 Million Bra
TSH – If I were Marko Jaric, I would constantly pretend I was trapped in a furious wind tunnel just so I could hang onto Adriana’s bobblers for dear life.
CRM – She’s not that hot. /one of you’d
4. NBA Previews? Opening Night is Just Days Away!
CRM – Kevin Durant in his prime coming off the summer he just had? The Miami Threeve? Stephen Curry, year 2. I’m excited. Fear the Dear! Somebody hook me up with League Pass.
TSH – That awesome sketch on ESPN yesterday actually got me excited about the upcoming season. LeBron looks genuinely confused as to what he’s grabbing at. Kobe though, knows it’s his precious.
5. Brock Lesnar
TSH – Brock Lesnar moves the needle. Brock Lesnar attracts eyeballs. Brock Lesnar has me thinking about buying this weekend’s PPV.
CRM – He’s always the story when he fights. The PPV this weekend will do monster numbers. Especially if all the Mexicans get fired up and buy the fight. I’ll preview the rest of the card in an hour or two. WAR!
Honorable Mention
CJ Wilson’s girlfriend … Sanchise is/isn’t dating a hot chick … Rally Monkey news! … a fucking hat!
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CRM – That’s what happens when you whip your hair back and forth.
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Query of the Week
So, candy cigarettes, bubble gum cigarettes or actual cigarettes?
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