Brett Favre & Jenn Sterger: For the seven of you who aren’t sick of this story … Sterger’s manager told the NY Daily News that she’s lost nine pounds through this ordeal. The paper also says that a team of former FBI agents is investigating the incidents (presumably the voicemails & cock shots), though it isn’t clear why this is happening in 2010 and not 2008. Meanwhile, the Star-Tribune’s gossip columnist quotes someone as saying, “He’s trying to STAY married.” That earth-shattering revelation comes from someone with no connection to the Favre story. They are described thusly: “former cheating husband who’s reformed.” Go. Away.
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.
Throw the damn towel.