Weekly Top Five: World Series Ratings, NBA Tip-Off, The Problem With The Heat and Favre

1. World Series, Games and Ratings
CRM – The Giants and Rangers started the Fall Classic this week with decent ratings (for baseball) and two blowouts.

TSH – Cliff Lee is human and the Giants are up 2-0 in the series. Scott Stapp needs to make a horrendous song about all of this immediately.

2. NBA Season
TSH – I hope this is the season where someone finally asks where Kobe stands among the all-time greats. I believe it would be a very fun, enthralling discussion.

CRM – Are you all typing comments with your Blake Griffin boners? (SFW) I’m typing mine with my Stephen Curry. And I’d like to give props to the Lakers for their ring ceremony.

3. Brett Favre
CRM – Of course, Brett Favre is a top story. Eventually, he’ll be dead and we’ll stop talking about him. At least during the offseason. Then training camp will begin and everyone will talk about how he used to hold teams hostage around this time of year. Then during the year we’ll relive all our favorite stories about how he should have been benched. Then the weather will get cold and we’ll all talk about the season-crippling interceptions. But in March and April… man, it’ll be like he never existed.

TSH – Brett Favre’s dong should go bowling with Grady Sizemore’s. (Click at your own risk.)

4. What’s Wrong With The Heat!?
CRM – I don’t know, but I was saying from the beginning that this would never work.

TSH – It’s never the heat, it’s the fucking humidity.

5. Brock Lesnar is Dead
CRM – Buried by a Mexican.

TSH – They’ll bring Brock back to life just in time for WrestleMania.

Honorable Mention: The WEC and UFC merge … sad model and Dolphins’ blogger … Jonathan Byrd’s hole-in-one, walk-off style … A fucking hat!