2010 World Series: Rangers vs. Giants, Game 4
By Tim Ryan
If the Rangers can pull off the win tonight, Cliff Lee goes in Game 5, so that means it’s obviously a must-win for the Giants. Or is it the Rangers? It’s the god damn World Series, every game is a must-win until Bird Selig makes the trophy presentation while awkwardly getting booed. But tonight has to be the Giants night considering they wear the spooky colors of Halloween. So there you have it.
Some gripping storylines going into this evening’s game…
*Tom Hicks, the glaringly inept owner who sold the Rangers on August 4, is now simply a fan of the Rangers!
*Pat Burrell has been benched, likely because his wang didn’t get home until 8am this morning
*Game 3 ratings were second-lowest ever for a World Series. Hilarious
*Attention Dallas dipshits, stay away from scalpers
*’Lil Ron Washington will yell “play ball” before tonight’s game and then, allegedly, snort the first baseline
*The Fox NFL robot, Cleatus, unfortunately has not missed a beat since being beheaded